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Bonner: She's A Woman...
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdDVodIxUg4Z5WOdcs_kSxHQ5RF3XAoATHqBqoOvfymnMMI-GPx23MSzRLDzaUT9rw7YSMFzBTk-ywwQrPn51XW1_xHPLhV7K2GZGvseNV3FF1sqWTakSJ5KAnK6xYUM7jA5Wv5CksI1tj/s1600/aaaaaaaaRUBY.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 250px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705266617187250146" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdDVodIxUg4Z5WOdcs_kSxHQ5RF3XAoATHqBqoOvfymnMMI-GPx23MSzRLDzaUT9rw7YSMFzBTk-ywwQrPn51XW1_xHPLhV7K2GZGvseNV3FF1sqWTakSJ5KAnK6xYUM7jA5Wv5CksI1tj/s400/aaaaaaaaRUBY.jpg" /></a><em><span style="font-size:85%;">"It's a five o'clock world</span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">when the whistle blows.</span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">No one owns a piece of my time..."</span></em><br /><strong><span style="font-size:85%;">- The Vogues,</span><span style="font-size:78%;"><em> Five O'Clock World</em></span></strong><br /><br /><strong>By JUNIOR BONNER</strong><br /><em>The Paz Files</em><br /><br /><strong>HARLINGEN, Texas -</strong> So, this here LeeeeeeOhpardo ElizOnnnnnnndoh be lookin' for muh hide, huh? Is dat rat? Why, that Mexikan varmint an't got a chance agin' Ol' Junior. He'll see the moon ovuh his head by time ahm done with his arse. Ain't Junior's fault his dear sweetheart Ruby looked at muh one time and deeeeeeeecided to dance with the devil himself. Ha ha ha. LeeeeeeeeeOhpardo, stop whinin' and bring me a beer, ya sodbuster.<br /><br />Ah got somethin' to say about Ruby Archuleta, his wife. Dat's her in the peeecture above this here story. Lovely, huh? Lak a soft blanket onna cold night, yesireeee.<br /><br />Ruby is one helluva 'ward-winning waitress at that bar where she works. She works damned hard, e'rday, unlike that lazy-ass LeeeeeeeeeeeOhpardo. He ain't worked in - what? - 10 years! Lives offa Ruby's tips and income anna his mama's <em>tacos</em>. Dude oughta get a job. 'nything, man!<br /><br />So, ah moseyed into the cheap bar one day and thar was Ruby by the jukebox, bent over lookin' for a song. Ah kootn't take muh eyes offa her, well offa her big ass. It danged near blinded me, but ah stayed with it as I ambled ovuh to'ard the bar. She plunked her coins into the damned thing and out exploded a tune by Los Teeeeegres Del Norte. Ah saw her swivel on her high heel shoes and then ah saw her look rat at Junior. Ah froze for a split second, but reeeeekovered quickly, lak a soldier in combat, or lak a shrimper at a bordello.<br /><br />Well, sonny, ah bought Ruby a Marg'rita and the rest is erotic lit'rture. Best one ah've had, son. Damned straight. Ah-ha-ha-ha. Ooooooomph. Big legged woman lak that, well, kain't do much other than go fer it, you know what ahm sayin' at you?<br /><br />LeeeeeeeOhpardo can kiss my arse.<br /><br />Ah suspekt he'd kweeekly skeeeedaddle soon's he saw me pissed. Mexikan guys in straw hats are all show and they'll scoot on ya 'fore the punches get goin'. Tanned Wussies talkin' bad Eeeeeenglish, yeah. Only place they look halfway cool is at Walmart.<br /><br />Think ah'll look up Ruby later t'day. She's a 37-year old filly who shouldn't haveta scrounge fer love. Junior Bonner's back in town, baby...<br /><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;">- 30 -</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8418586410607151775-2109846307146667836?l=thepazfiles.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
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