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HOW TO WIN AN ELECTION IN S-EAST CAMERON COUNTY 101
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By <b>Juan Montoya</b><br />So you want to run for office and win an election in southeast Cameron County?<br />Her are a couple of pointers.<br />1. Be prepared to do anything to anyone at any time to take their vote.<br />2. Be prepared to cut any corner, run over any person be they ignorant, illiterate, elderly or mentally-disabled to finagle their signature on a mail-in application and main-in ballot when it arrives, and then find a way to get them (or later yourself) to hand over the ballot and mark in your candidate.<br />3. Do not touch your heart to entice and fool Hispanic elderly to get them into a van, give them pre-marked ballots with your candidate, and, if possible, when the get to the polling booth and pliant election officials , take their ballots inside the van and â€" away from prying eyes â€" instruct them to fill in your candidate's name.<br /> 4. If the elderly or mentally-disabled voter is in a local day care, pay a provider there to give you access to them, fill out their mail-in application unsolicited, and then call them incessantly to see if their mail-in ballot comes in.<br />5. Repeat Step 2.<br />6. If you don't want election officials to find out who is collecting these illegal ballots, collect the ballot and then, when you are with your conspirators, have someone else fill out the line where it asks who mailed the ballot for the voter.<br />7. Be nice to the trusting elderly voters and tell them that they don't need to worry about a thing and that you will handle the ornery task of putting a stamp on the ballot envelope, walking in the hot sun to mail it, and you will even fill it in for the. If they are illiterate and cannot sign it (or read it for that matter), tell them that out of the goodness of your heart, you will do it for them. Tell them you are their friend.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKLERnhENlQ22kRgXQ5XCcnLiTC6GqMa3qCD8KSiQwv_xY4hyphenhyphenVb4J2L4cTuZ1e5ZXHwdT4fencV5gXyae4tGMGkG2H9uhzqYtFbtXcfKN4f3cbOvXT7VO0f13GTgxS1gZ1Uxn0Eiu7rrU/s1600/Stalin-Count-Votes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="221" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKLERnhENlQ22kRgXQ5XCcnLiTC6GqMa3qCD8KSiQwv_xY4hyphenhyphenVb4J2L4cTuZ1e5ZXHwdT4fencV5gXyae4tGMGkG2H9uhzqYtFbtXcfKN4f3cbOvXT7VO0f13GTgxS1gZ1Uxn0Eiu7rrU/s400/Stalin-Count-Votes.jpg" width="400" /></a>8. If you are driving a van load of elderly voters to the polls, tell them not to worry about getting off the van to vote, that the elections officials will gladly give you their voting ballots and leave you alone with your charges so you can (as a favor to them) instruct them on what candidates to vote for on the ballot.<br />9. If the voter is so infirm and mentally-disabled (or wracked with Alzheimer's disease) they can't possible know what they're doing, just pick up the ballot, fill it in yourself, and mail it in to nullify someone else's vote.<br />10. Rest assured that no one in the Cameron County Elections Office or on the Electrions Commission will question your illegal votes and will count them as legitimate.<br />11. Think of the democratic process as a means to a money-making end â€" to help the candidate who paid you to win an election â€" and not as a sacred right afforded U.S. citizens and guaranteed by the sacrifices of the Founding Fathers or the lives of veterans and other martyrs who died to give your fellow Americans that right.<br />12. Given the recent judicial decisions and the unwilling character of law enforcement and county, state and federal authorities to enforce the voter fraud laws, feel free to keep on trampling the rights of others to achieve your ends.<br />Is this a great country or what?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6016803033174468094-6400382937219061700?l=rrunrrun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
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