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The Twelve Days of Bullshit
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Lw0x5ZYDMFU/TvvphsBgpnI/AAAAAAAAAks/2sc0J-LsdVQ/s1600/golden-turd.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Lw0x5ZYDMFU/TvvphsBgpnI/AAAAAAAAAks/2sc0J-LsdVQ/s1600/golden-turd.jpg" /></a></div><div>The Brownsville Noise's resident poet submitted this reworking of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"</div><br /><b>"The Twelve Days of Bullshit"</b><br /><br /><div>On the first day of Bullshit,<br />Politicians gave to me<br />A promise that they never will keep.<br /><br />On the second day of Bullshit,<br />Politicians gave to me<br />Two budget standoffs.<br />And a promise that they never will keep.<br /><br />On the third day of Bullshit,<br />Politicians gave to me<br />Three cousins hired,<br />Two budget standoffs,<br />And a promise that they never will keep.<br /><br />On the fourth day of Bullshit,<br />Politicians gave to me<br />Four years of lies,<br />Three cousins hired,<br />Two budget standoffs,<br />And a promise that they never will keep.<br /><br />On the fifth day of Bullshit,<br />Politicians gave to me<br />FIVE CHICKEN PLATES!<br />Four years of lies,<br />Three cousins hired,<br />Two budget standoffs,<br />And a promise that they never will keep.<br /><br />On the sixth day of Bullshit,<br />Politicians gave to me<br />Six sealed indictments,<br />FIVE CHICKEN PLATES!<br />Four years of lies,<br />Three cousins hired,<br />Two budget standoffs,<br />And a promise that they never will keep.<br /><br />On the seventh day of Bullshit,<br />Politicians gave to me<br />Seven kinds of taxes,<br />Six sealed indictments,<br />FIVE CHICKEN PLATES!<br />Four years of lies,<br />Three cousins hired,<br />Two budget standoffs,<br />And a promise that they never will keep.<br /><br />On the eighth day of Bullshit,<br />Politicians gave to me<br />Eight politiqueras,<br />Seven kinds of taxes,<br />Six sealed indictments,<br />FIVE CHICKEN PLATES!<br />Four years of lies,<br />Three cousins hired,<br />Two budget standoffs,<br />And a promise that they never will keep.<br /><br />On the ninth day of Bullshit,<br />Politicians gave to me<br />Nine useless boards,<br />Eight politiqueras,<br />Seven kinds of taxes,<br />Six sealed indictments,<br />FIVE CHICKEN PLATES!<br />Four years of lies,<br />Three cousins hired,<br />Two budget standoffs,<br />And a promise that they never will keep.<br /><br />On the tenth day of Bullshit,<br />Politicians gave to me<br />Ten posts from Duardo,<br />Nine useless boards,<br />Eight politiqueras,<br />Seven kinds of taxes,<br />Six sealed indictments,<br />FIVE CHICKEN PLATES!<br />Four years of lies,<br />Three cousins hired,<br />Two budget standoffs,<br />And a promise that they never will keep.<br /><br />On the eleventh day of Bullshit,<br />Politicians gave to me<br />Eleven empty speeches,<br />Ten posts from Duardo,<br />Nine useless boards,<br />Eight politiqueras,<br />Seven kinds of taxes,<br />Six sealed indictments,<br />FIVE CHICKEN PLATES!<br />Four years of lies,<br />Three cousins hired,<br />Two budget standoffs,<br />And a promise that they never will keep.<br /><br />On the twelfth day of Bullshit,<br />Politicians gave to me<br />Twelve years of debt,<br />Eleven empty speeches,<br />Ten posts from Duardo,<br />Nine useless boards,<br />Eight politiqueras,<br />Seven kinds of taxes,<br />Six sealed indictments,<br />FIVE CHICKEN PLATES!<br />Four years of lies,<br />Three cousins hired,<br />Two budget standoffs,<br />And a promise that they never will keep.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7460924536583987444-6477767409882733882?l=brownsvillenoise.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
LINK: http://brownsvillenoise.blogspot.com/2011/12/twelve-days-of-bullshit.html
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♥ ♥ BFFs ♥ ♥
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuTW6vSITIWPsKkuoumenechNTUUwraeokw7C-5ABOqNzfhdx4yznexCezVkondI1Y33NIxoZkp7-rPSbvx12qxSj75nPV5C7w_m3nM35QWWqjDHKxZUK84IeatQYJVIOHOhAmNk200oIK/s1600/bff.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="278" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuTW6vSITIWPsKkuoumenechNTUUwraeokw7C-5ABOqNzfhdx4yznexCezVkondI1Y33NIxoZkp7-rPSbvx12qxSj75nPV5C7w_m3nM35QWWqjDHKxZUK84IeatQYJVIOHOhAmNk200oIK/s400/bff.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Rick congratulates his BFF Charlie on his Turd Place showing in the recent valleycentral.com poll.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7460924536583987444-8997923795881558037?l=brownsvillenoise.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
LINK: http://brownsvillenoise.blogspot.com/2011/03/bffs.html
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