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MARTINEZ DRAWS FIRE!
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2v_W8GGzWO7Iv-DOnDPzOIlkmHVp2NY-2wg9UoJUNSou9GjLHdljuP5a2XaeiZfPrRrV7sXpXF7dfluworsvKFY0i6j8vcTgDlDHAKdlGgLVx331Upi09V-KGQXQka2lA9yS-0gjg5os/s1600/224123_1859892530489_1036180620_31755176_5326666_n.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 214px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5689561100879768242" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2v_W8GGzWO7Iv-DOnDPzOIlkmHVp2NY-2wg9UoJUNSou9GjLHdljuP5a2XaeiZfPrRrV7sXpXF7dfluworsvKFY0i6j8vcTgDlDHAKdlGgLVx331Upi09V-KGQXQka2lA9yS-0gjg5os/s320/224123_1859892530489_1036180620_31755176_5326666_n.jpg" /></a>Brownsville's Tony "Tormenta" Martinez is being called "The Man Who Would Be Mayor." But isn't he mayor? Yes. Isn't he our savior after the diabolical dictatorship of Pat "El Perro" Ahumada? Yes. Aren't he and Maclovio O'Malley enjoying the fruits of manly love? No.<br /><br />"Tony has disappointed me in more than one way," said Maclovio, one of those personalities known solely by his first name in the tradition of a Brazilian soccer star. "He believes that by doing nothing he is doing something. He argues that after the terror of the Ahumada tyranny the people want a mayor in title only. We expected more. The Matamoros mayor lives in Brownsville. Does Tony even reside in Brownsville or is he spending most his time at an Italian villa along the Adriatic Coast?"<br /><br />Martinez ran on the platform that he wasn't Ahumada and that the Cameron County Democratic Party, Julieta Garcia & her Gang, the Kardenas Klan, the St. Joe Mafia, and Bill Hudson and his reactionary Republicans could count on him to do the right thing, which by doing nothing maintains the status quo. The kingpins couldn't be happier with his reign.<br /><br />The mayor never articulated a platform and since assuming office has never utilized the pages of The Brownsville Herald, the voice of the establishment, to reveal his vision for the Border City's future nor his strategy for consummating his goals. On the hustings he issued an off-handed remark or two about revitalizing downtown and beautifying Brownsville.<br /><br />"He has arrived at a novel idea for beautifying Brownsville," continued Maclovio during an interlude of his Tuesday night UUUUUYYYYY!!!!! show streamed live via internet. "He has convinced Nora Longoria, a Democratic candidate for the 13th Court of Appeals, to cover the city with her political advertisements. They say she is a distant cousin of Eva Longoria, the hot tamale of Desperate Housewives."<br /><br />Longoria's posters dominate the busiest corners throughout the community. Martinez's sympathizers insist this beautification project isn't costing the taxpayers a cent. Martinez's growing legion of detractors want to know if he is supporting Longoria in her effort to add her beauty if not her brains to the court.<br /><br />"I can't answer that question," replied a Martinez supporter. "I haven't seen him in three months. And when I see him, he only stops smiling in order to kiss a gal or hug a guy. I know he is an intimate friend of Gilberto Hinojosa, Ernie Hernandez, Abel Limas, Jim Solis and Conrado Cantu, but I'm sure he would never do anything illegal."<br /><br />Who is this babe Longoria who crops her photo above her cleavage? Does she have nice tits? Can she boast a sexy butt? Do a pair of tennis legs catch every man's attention? For Brownsville, she remains an mystery although there is unanimous agreement that in contrast the monstrous politico Erin Hernandez should seek an immediate appointment with a plastic surgeon.<br /><br />A graduate of Edinburg High in 1983 where Longoria prowled the halls like a fox but was considered second fiddle to a blond bombshell, she chose the best of both worlds contemplating her future by receiving her B.A. at Texas A&M and her law degree at UT-Austin. She and her husband, David "The Hook" Hockema, practice together in McAllen.<br /><br />"I don't trust her," offered Maclovio. "She is a card-carrying member of the corrupt and incompetent Hidalgo County Democratic Party. And she is working to reelect that worthless bastard Ruben Hinojosa to Congress. If the crook Solomon Ortiz had a bastard twin, it would be that son-of-a-bitch Hinojosa.<br /><br />"I'd bet my left nut and a night of free chorizo that Longoria doesn't win. And I'd bet the other nut and a weekend of free chorizo that Martinez doesn't win the hearts of his fellow citizens with a strategy that reflects his admiration for Ernie 'The Eel' Hernandez's tactics."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8975636851109159442-3432119817123406855?l=downbrowntownnews.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
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