Monday, December 19, 2011

Mean Mister Brownsville

Mean Mister Brownsville
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Jerry Pushes for Bloggers Union, B.U.C. Affiliation
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<div><h2 class="uiHeaderTitle">&nbsp;</h2></div><div class="clearfix"><div class="mbs uiHeaderSubTitle lfloat fsm fwn fcg">by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001338858387"><span style="color: #3b5998;">Jim Barton</span></a> on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 1:10am</div><div class="uiHeaderSubActions rfloat"></div></div><div class="mbl notesBlogText clearfix"><div>&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="photo_left"><img alt="" class="photo_img img" src="http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/381685_264825730238720_100001338858387_677276_2082093471_a.jpg" /><span class="caption"></span></span><br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;"It's so upsetting when Jerry does this,"&nbsp; complained Bobby Wightman-Cervantes, author of BROWNSVILLE VOICE as he read Jerry's latest attempt at fake-bonding Brownsville's disparate bloggers.&nbsp; "We were in executive session at the Dancy Building after a walking quorum at Denny's.&nbsp; If the public wants to know more they can pay for an "Open Records" request like I do."<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; "Bobby, " I started.&nbsp; "Jerry's just trying to organize us.&nbsp; You ought to understand.&nbsp; Your dad was a union man.&nbsp; We might even become part of B.U.C.&nbsp;&nbsp; But, let me ask your opinion on something.&nbsp; I'm thinking of using a hyphenated surname.&nbsp; Would that sound too pretentious?&nbsp; My maternal grandfather's last name was De Man.&nbsp; I think Jim Barton-De Man has a nice ring."<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Carlos Quintanilla walks toward the young lady setting up&nbsp;a camera tripod, adjusting his tie.&nbsp; "Hi, I'm Carlos Quintanilla, the President of <em>Accion America.&nbsp; </em>I'm sure you've heard about my organization creating awareness of underfed hispanic&nbsp;children in Brownsville as well as Dallas.&nbsp; We do more than talk, we create awareness."&nbsp; &nbsp; "I'm sorry, sir.&nbsp; I'm not a reporter.&nbsp; I'm just setting up the camera."&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Duardo Paz-Martinez wrinkles his nose at the smell of sewer gas.&nbsp; "Same old Brownsville smell," he mutters to himself.&nbsp; "I don't know what I hate worse, Brownsville dust or Brownsville mud.&nbsp; Eli, Eli!&nbsp; Lama sabachthani!"<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Juan Montoya hands me a Miller Lite while shouting at Jerry, "Hey, man.&nbsp; Do you know <em>Folsom Prison Blues?"</em><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4696772328771334084-3705761580912908775?l=meanmisterbrownsville.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
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